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Alexa

by Alexa

Teacher: Gordon Brune

Titles

3/15	Life on Saturn
3/7	Cat in Germany dies from bird flu
2/28	Croc-wrestling granny wins award
2/16	Olympics Underway in Turin
2/7	Face transplant woman speaks out
1/31	The Pimpinest Movie You've Ever Seen
1/31	Boy only 10 years old directs his first film
1/27	Uncle Frankie
1/23	Snake makes friends with its food
1/20	Close watch on largest coral reef
1/11	Turkey bird flu spread examined
1/6	New Narwhal Discovery!
12/21	Interview Ally Sweetson
12/21	Can SpongeBob Encourage Healthy Eating?
12/13	6 years old and others gets ran over by a plane
12/6	It’s all about me
12/6	Worlds first face transplant
11/29	China’s chemicals all over the city
11/28	Holiday Sing-Along
11/22	The oldest animal
11/7	Dave and Luke Meet Jack and Johnny
10/21	Chinese astronauts back on Earth
10/20	Dave and Luke
10/17	Dreadful drought strikes Amazon
10/6	A New Princess
10/6	Results
List 25, 50, all

Today is March 23, 2006

Dave and Luke Once there were too boys, and they weren't very smart ether. . . .

Dave: What are you doing?

Luke: Trying to dig a hole to China so I can put my sister into a box and run her there. Then I will cover the hole so can so she can’t come back…WAAAAHAHAHAHAAAWAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Dave: You are one sick and twisted man.

Luke: Whatever! She won’t come back, OK.

Dave: But can’t she take an airplane?

Luke: She doesn't know what an airplane is.

Dave: So what does she think it is?

Luke: She thinks it’s a big grassy thing in the sky.

Dave: oh.

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!
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