Olivia     by Olivia Teacher: Gordon Brune Titles 3/15 Life on Saturn’s moon? 3/7 Cat in Germany dies from bird flu 2/28 Olympic Farwell 2/14 Winter weather chaos in New York 2/7 The Worlds Smallest Fish? 1/31 The Pimpinest Movie You'll Ever See 1/31 Skiing 1/31 Boy of 10 directs his first film 1/23 Stolen car turns up 37 years on 1/20 Lisa 1/17 World's largest ice cream cake 1/10 Japan hit by worst recorded snow 1/5 Texas wildfires 12/20 Parachute woman in miracle escape 12/13 The Terrible Tuki 12/13 Plane crashes in Iranian capital 12/10 Holiday Sing-Along 12/6 Children March in Alabama 11/29 The Biggest Fish Tank 11/28 The Hanukkah Party 11/22 The Oldest Animal 11/7 Jack and Johnny Meet Dave and Luke 10/28 Thai boy suffering from bird flu 10/21 British boy, 12, killed in quake 10/19 Jack and Johnny in Driving Lessons 10/17 Boy's historic prison-escape swim List 25, 50, all   Today is March 18, 2006 Jack and Johnny in Driving Lessons Announcer: In this episode Jack is trying to teach Johnny how to drive, and, well, you know, that can't be good. Johnny: I can’t wait to get behind the wheel on one of these things. Jack: Well this my Porche. Lilly does not want to be wrecked. Johnny: You named her Lilly? Jack: Well she looked like a Lilly. I mean. . . . Johnny: Ahp! Now let's start this puppy. Jack: O.K. First you turn the keys. Johnny: O.K. Turn the keys. Klick, Huh, Huh, Oops. Jack: What happened?! Huhhhhhh! Johnny: Well, I, I, I'm sure you have another pair of keys. Jack: Yeh, Yeh, sure. Now twist them lightly. Johnny: O.K, there we go. Jack: Now move the rear shift forward. Then press the pedal. Johnny: O.K, backwards. Jack: No I said fooowardddd, Ahhhhh! Johnny: Ahhhhhh! Announcer: Jack and Johnny ran into a tree. Johnny: Oops. Jack: I’m going to kill youuu! Johnny: No, no, Jack. I, I didn’t mean it. Ja, Jaaaaackk! Article posted # October 19, 2005 at 02:06 PM: edit • comment (2) • Reads 68 • see all articles

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