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by Horace

Teacher: Sidhe Wrights

Titles

12/2	I love you
11/18	Thine Love
11/18	untitled no.3
11/18	Rain Haiku
11/18	Green Sweater Girl
11/17	Oh no! It's God!
11/17	to whom it may concern
11/14	perhaps peace (meditation poem)
11/10	from back in the day
11/10	rant no.3
11/7	random no.4
11/4	rant no.2
11/2	rant no.1
10/27	copyrighted picture
10/25	here's somethin' kinda fancy
10/21	This Paper
10/21	what love is
10/21	Where?
10/21	The Unknown
10/21	soak up your sunset
10/21	love
10/21	Life
10/21	ghost
10/21	my tree
10/21	untitled no.2
10/21	untitled no.1
List 25, 50, all

Today is May 13, 2006

Oh no! It's God! I overheard it all. It was to take place in front of the ham. I really couldn't believe my ears. I really couldn't believe what the eggs were willing to do for the sake of everyone's greed. Was I the only one satisfied with my spot in the door? Certainly the center of the fridge meant no more than even the crisper. What has gotten into my comrades?
"Cheese, you must fight with us. You and your brother slices, it is imperative!" the self-appointed general of this battle, the ranch dressing told me.
"I will not. It is in no way of any importance to me and I shall not fight. However, I cannot vouche for my brothers. They will fight if they please," I explained.
At that moment a bright light rushed into the fridge. I looked toward it, and I believe it must have been God. And most definitely not a pleased God. I was baffled by this divine intervention into our shook-up world. Surely this even could not be on a scale to provoke God into our realm.
"Run, run for your lives!" shouted the now fearful general. "We're all going to die, I just know it!"
"You must be calm sir, and stand still!" a bar of butter told him. Somehow it convinced the general, and he commanded the whole army to remain calm. Who would God choose for his taking?
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